April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[bpmcdaris]

"I'll trade him for your ventilated patient down the hall because this man's breath is killing me!"

[nurseglenda]

" Will someone please listen to me, the patient?!!!!"

[Flyakite]

This doctor is terrified because he is being admitted as a patient on this floor where he usually rips the night shift nurses for calling him after 10 PM. He keeps muttering something about karma.

[NYSNOWBUNNY007]

Think he just realized we use date back in High School...Are we still waiting for clearance from Dr Johnson for his Vasectomy?

[TroyHowlett]

All I said was "I'm here to shave you for your vasectomy".

[TroyHowlett]

Forgot to warm the bedpan again.

[TroyHowlett]

Call a code; he just read his bill.

[TroyHowlett]

His urologist just explained the difference between gangrene and "ring around the collar".

[TroyHowlett]

Mixed up his Viagra and Ambien. He's been "up" all night.

[hbhalla]

Is it even harder than labor

[hbhalla]

Wat are we waiting for lets do it without the anesthesia

[andreasmom02]

Ladies, for the love of Pete!! PLEASE STOP GOSSIPING! I'm so sick of hearing about how nurse Janet in ICU is having an affair with Dr. Brown in cardiology!! Someone get me outta here!