April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[nurseprnRN, BSN, RN]

"Well, at least nobody will tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine."

[NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

He says something's weighing heavily on his mind.....what do you think?

[netglow, ASN, RN]

Well, shoot. If he'd just shut the #@$% up, his headache would go away on it's own.

[november17, ASN, RN]

"I just told him that we ran out of dilaudid."

[Stella_Blue]

"He just found out our hospital doesn't accept his type of health insurance"

[KZE15]

I think we need a psych consult.

[Jill2Shay]

You wanna stick what... WHERE?

[KZE15]

His wife is 7 cm dilated. He's freaking out more than she is.

[loveoverpride]

"And that was only after a finger stick..."

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

Nurse: I'm so glad you're here. I'm still learning Spanish. I told him that after surgery, he would 'desesperado' slowly.

Interpreter: Uh...he thinks that he will be desperate after surgery. I think you meant 'despierto'. What's the procedure?

Nurse: Vasectomy

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

"I told him there was a shortage of Propofol. Seems like Dr. Smith would know this already."

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

Dr. Adams just remembered that the trauma team is away at conference. The intern will be assisting Dr. Smith with Dr. Adams' lap appy.