4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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GodsSon128

35 Posts

I just asked her if she was a real nurse or little play nurse...rn or lpn...

Nurse Chef

40 Posts

I said syncope, NOT "she go pee"!

cootvon

42 Posts

"you know how to make a hormone?" THAWAPPPP!!! after her 16 hour shift, nurse smith is not really interested in your medical jokes

nursegirl75

121 Posts

I just told her that I pay her salary and will have her job if she didn't hand feed me and clean my lazy behind.

BostonTerrierLover, BSN, RN

1 Article; 909 Posts

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

"Wow! Man you should have drank a V8 instead!"

BostonTerrierLover, BSN, RN

1 Article; 909 Posts

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

SO! Thats, what happens when you ask them for a coffee with 2 sugars and 1 creamer, . . . . in public."

sunnyd_83

64 Posts

Geez Karl, do you think it was the "you're hot" part or the "do you do prostate exams" part?

nursegirl75

121 Posts

*revised* :D

I just told her that I pay her salary and so she'll have to hand feed me and clean my behind. I swear that's all I told her!

EmerMurse

6 Posts

"Shift change was the worst time to announce we're from The Joint Commission..."

Merlyn

852 Posts

Specializes in none.

All I asked her was "How did your anger management class go?"

Shagi

29 Posts

At least she didn't leave me in stitches.

Hancock330

67 Posts

Specializes in Medical-Surgical - Care of adults.

"Apparently she's NOT one of the girls from the hospital."

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