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Updated: Nov 9, 2021 Published Apr 29, 2012
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GodsSon128
35 Posts
I just asked her if she was a real nurse or little play nurse...rn or lpn...
Nurse Chef
40 Posts
I said syncope, NOT "she go pee"!
cootvon
42 Posts
"you know how to make a hormone?" THAWAPPPP!!! after her 16 hour shift, nurse smith is not really interested in your medical jokes
nursegirl75
121 Posts
I just told her that I pay her salary and will have her job if she didn't hand feed me and clean my lazy behind.
BostonTerrierLover, BSN, RN
1 Article; 909 Posts
"Wow! Man you should have drank a V8 instead!"
SO! Thats, what happens when you ask them for a coffee with 2 sugars and 1 creamer, . . . . in public."
sunnyd_83
64 Posts
Geez Karl, do you think it was the "you're hot" part or the "do you do prostate exams" part?
*revised*
I just told her that I pay her salary and so she'll have to hand feed me and clean my behind. I swear that's all I told her!
EmerMurse
6 Posts
"Shift change was the worst time to announce we're from The Joint Commission..."
Merlyn
852 Posts
All I asked her was "How did your anger management class go?"
Shagi
29 Posts
At least she didn't leave me in stitches.
Hancock330
67 Posts
"Apparently she's NOT one of the girls from the hospital."