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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

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    "Excuse me, sir, but I need to go find my instructor!"
    Last edit by hlfpnt on Apr 22, '12 : Reason: Added to comment.
  2. Visit  Always_Learning profile page
    The bad news is that I have to do an EKG. The good news is that removing the electrodes constitutes our complimentary waxing service.
  3. Visit  twinkerrs profile page
    I hope I can hear heart and lungs sounds thru that fur or my clinical instructor will surely fail me. I swear she is out to get me with these patient assignments!
  4. Visit  Bortaz, RN profile page
    Yes sir, I know these scrubs make my butt look big. Now, hold still, Mr. Smith. I have to apply these EKG leads. <evil grin>
  5. Visit  cherryblossomRN profile page
    "Can I borrow that blanket on your chest? I stayed up all night doing careplans and studying for my nursing exam!"
  6. Visit  Candyk73 profile page
    "Sir, I asked you to please remove your sweater"
  7. Visit  dounia5148 profile page
    Are you sure you want a hair transplant? with all that chest and back hair you will look like Michael Jackson in his early days .
  8. Visit  jrboarman profile page
    Sir, the barber shop is a couple of streets down.
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    "No Mr. Pelo, we can't transplant hair that way..."
  10. Visit  suziefrost profile page
    "Good morning! May I call you Harry, or do you prefer Mr. Nest?"
  11. Visit  laughingatlifeQHour profile page
    OK, which sadistic doctor ordered a rectal temperature?
  12. Visit  lindsie333 profile page
    Ugg, my last patinet of the day and all I have to do is listen to lung sounds.
  13. Visit  laughingatlifeQHour profile page
    OK, lets go over the uses and side effects of Latisse one more time..