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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  oncape profile page
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    No, no... I hear that happens all the time with donor grafts...
  2. Visit  oncape profile page
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    I'll examine you in just a moment Mr. Smith, the other students are finding a rope to tie around my waist...cha, cha, cha...ooo...sorry.
  3. Visit  brandij profile page
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    I hate to tell you this, we can see you but your cat will need to see the Vet down the street.
    Ticamm likes this.
  4. Visit  oncape profile page
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    Maybe if we tether a goat in the corner of the room and we're really quiet... It'll drop you and go for the goat. Then we both run like crazy!!
  5. Visit  Hemphia profile page
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    Mr. Smith...... Do I look like I went to beauty school?
  6. Visit  Hemphia profile page
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    Do you just want a little trimmed off the top?
  7. Visit  Hemphia profile page
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    Is that a bird I hear???
  8. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
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    (thinking to myself) I'll take this over putting leads on a woman with breast cheese.
  9. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    Mr. Austin Powers, You sure have gone down!

    Dr. Evil will be in shortly.
  10. Visit  oncape profile page
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    Don't you worry Mr. Smith, all the girls at school call me the "Hairy Guy Whisperer"
  11. Visit  altalla8 profile page
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    Wish I got paid for the two extra hours it will take me to wax this patient so I can do a full head-to-toe assessment
  12. Visit  Sheilah Bologna profile page
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    Well Sir, I think a bunch of bananas would make you feel a lot better.!
    Sheilah Bologna R.N.
  13. Visit  runningnurse39 profile page
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    "Okay Mr. Jones... I have to get your vitals. Can you take off your sweater for me?"
    kgfrn likes this.

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