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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  oncape profile page
    #91 0
    No, no... I hear that happens all the time with donor grafts...
  2. Visit  oncape profile page
    #92 0
    I'll examine you in just a moment Mr. Smith, the other students are finding a rope to tie around my waist...cha, cha, cha...ooo...sorry.
  3. Visit  brandij profile page
    #93 1
    I hate to tell you this, we can see you but your cat will need to see the Vet down the street.
  4. Visit  oncape profile page
    #94 0
    Maybe if we tether a goat in the corner of the room and we're really quiet... It'll drop you and go for the goat. Then we both run like crazy!!
  5. Visit  Hemphia profile page
    #95 0
    Mr. Smith...... Do I look like I went to beauty school?
  6. Visit  Hemphia profile page
    #96 0
    Do you just want a little trimmed off the top?
  7. Visit  Hemphia profile page
    #97 0
    Is that a bird I hear???
  8. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
    #98 0
    (thinking to myself) I'll take this over putting leads on a woman with breast cheese.
  9. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    #99 0
    Mr. Austin Powers, You sure have gone down!

    Dr. Evil will be in shortly.
  10. Visit  oncape profile page
    Don't you worry Mr. Smith, all the girls at school call me the "Hairy Guy Whisperer"
  11. Visit  altalla8 profile page
    Wish I got paid for the two extra hours it will take me to wax this patient so I can do a full head-to-toe assessment
  12. Visit  Sheilah Bologna profile page
    Well Sir, I think a bunch of bananas would make you feel a lot better.!
    Sheilah Bologna R.N.
  13. Visit  runningnurse39 profile page
    "Okay Mr. Jones... I have to get your vitals. Can you take off your sweater for me?"