3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 7

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  Hemphia profile page
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    Sir, the spa is on the next floor.
  2. Visit  Hemphia profile page
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    This might hurt......
  3. Visit  DTWriter profile page
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    I'm sorry, sir. Your health insurance won't cover the haircut. Lucky for you, there is a sale going on at the hair salon down the road.
  4. Visit  DTWriter profile page
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    Sir, may I have your permission to talk about your hairy situation on allnurses.com?
  5. Visit  DTWriter profile page
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    If you are trying to seduce me, I have to say that not only did you fail miserablely...you probably earned a trip to the police station.
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  6. Visit  DTWriter profile page
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    And some politicians actually think that nurses do not need protection from their patients...
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  7. Visit  DTWriter profile page
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    Believe it or not, between studying, attending classes, and doing clinicals, taking the time to talk to you is my "social life."
    Baubo516 likes this.
  8. Visit  Wild Irish LPN profile page
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    "Cha-Cha-Chia!....No but seriously, you're gonna die....."
    Joe V, WorldTravelingYogi, ericaej, and 1 other like this.
  9. Visit  Wild Irish LPN profile page
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    "Menopause can be rough Mrs. Chew-Bacca...."
  10. Visit  oncape profile page
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    I'm sorry Mr. Smith. You are absolutely correct. My instructors at nursing school would not find singing the "Chia pet" jingle appropriate bedside manner while prepping you for surgery.
    Vespertinas likes this.
  11. Visit  oncape profile page
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    Oh S**t! Did that just wink at me?!
    Ticamm likes this.
  12. Visit  oncape profile page
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    My preceptor says they still haven't found the last nursing student they sent in to assess yor lung sounds.
  13. Visit  sierra117 profile page
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    I understand your concerns, Mr. Smith, but not only do your Chia pets look extremely healthy, they are also not allowed in the examination rooms. And to answer your question, my credentials, ANP, stand for ADULT NURSE PRACTITIONER, not Arborist Nurse Practitioner.

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