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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  nytosdrn profile page
    #52 0
    "I thought I already asked you to remove your shirt."
  2. Visit  kimba1114 profile page
    #53 0
    So, how long has your cat been missing sir?
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  3. Visit  kimba1114 profile page
    #54 0
    so how long has your cat been missing sir??
  4. Visit  sheilahdee profile page
    #55 2
    "geriatric curl?"
  5. Visit  Megan1217 profile page
    #56 1
    Sir in order for me to place the EKG leads, I will need to shave some patches of hair off your chest. I need to warn you that you will probably look like a man-o-lantern when I'm done!
  6. Visit  allieb profile page
    #57 1
    Okay Sir ! I will just collect your prescription for "rug doctor" and then you should be good to go !
  7. Visit  nursecindy66 profile page
    #58 0
    "Well, Mr. Wilson, I don't think you've looked EVERYWHERE for your contact lens."
  8. Visit  nurse5753 profile page
    #59 0
    I see Mother Nature gave you a fur coat.
  9. Visit  allieb profile page
    #60 2
    Well Sir .... it appears you are suffering from a hair-nia !
  10. Visit  woodla profile page
    #61 1
    I'm sorry sir, but I really am going to have to insist you remove your sweater!
  11. Visit  JeanetteWilson93 profile page
    #62 1
    The Doctor wants me to confirm that you want the hair plug transplants to come from your chest hair and not your back hair.
  12. Visit  alyiana profile page
    #63 0
    Yes Sir. I'm a student nurse. No Sir, I haven't gotten to this part in my textbooks. Let me ask your nurse.
  13. Visit  nurseliz2000 profile page
    #64 1
    We told you to not order that home remedy for hair growth from that herbalist catalog. I am not sure we have enough wax for removal.

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