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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 4

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  littlenursebez profile page
    #39 0
    Sir, why did you use a Volumising shampoo in the shower, instead of just on your head? little Nurse Bez
  2. Visit  Lnlsproudmom profile page
    #40 0
    You need an ECG, and I've never shaved anyone before, so let's have some fun. Do you want to be "Super T" or "Vitamin K Man"?
  3. Visit  cjones17 profile page
    #41 0
    ok Harry Harrison which ones infected now?
  4. Visit  gabrieled profile page
    #42 0
    Good morning sir, did you want me to straighten your chest hairs?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12
  5. Visit  DebN profile page
    #43 0
    "I'm sorry sir, we cannot make chest hair toupees here"
  6. Visit  rogers2177 profile page
    #44 0
    Hmmm...don't remember anything in my med-surg book saying that jumper cables could be used in lieu of EKG pads.....
  7. Visit  Gadsden profile page
    #45 0
    Retracting comment.
    Last edit by Gadsden on Apr 21, '12
  8. Visit  imagenthings profile page
    #46 0
    "Forestry is down the hall sir."
  9. Visit  lildclark profile page
    #47 0
    "I need to check your vocal fremitus, please repeat after me: 99,000 hairs on the wall!"
  10. Visit  RNCT profile page
    #48 1
    Well.... ummm.... sir I'm still just a student. Let me get your Nurse!
  11. Visit  dheins profile page
    #49 0
    Can I get some of these chest or back hairs implanted on my bald head?
  12. Visit  gammapat profile page
    #50 0
    Calm down sir! I said I needed to listen to your breath sounds, not your breast sounds so no, we don't need to shave your chest.
  13. Visit  Ranger0917 profile page
    #51 0
    Excuse me Sir? You store what in there? I don't think the Doctor would approve of that!