3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 4

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   littlenursebez
    Sir, why did you use a Volumising shampoo in the shower, instead of just on your head? little Nurse Bez
  2. by   Lnlsproudmom
    You need an ECG, and I've never shaved anyone before, so let's have some fun. Do you want to be "Super T" or "Vitamin K Man"?
  3. by   cjones17
    ok Harry Harrison which ones infected now?
  4. by   gabrieled
    Good morning sir, did you want me to straighten your chest hairs?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12
  5. by   DebN
    "I'm sorry sir, we cannot make chest hair toupees here"
  6. by   rogers2177
    Hmmm...don't remember anything in my med-surg book saying that jumper cables could be used in lieu of EKG pads.....
  7. by   Gadsden
    Retracting comment.
    Last edit by Gadsden on Apr 21, '12
  8. by   imagenthings
    "Forestry is down the hall sir."
  9. by   lildclark
    "I need to check your vocal fremitus, please repeat after me: 99,000 hairs on the wall!"
  10. by   RNCT
    Well.... ummm.... sir I'm still just a student. Let me get your Nurse!
  11. by   dheins
    Can I get some of these chest or back hairs implanted on my bald head?
  12. by   gammapat
    Calm down sir! I said I needed to listen to your breath sounds, not your breast sounds so no, we don't need to shave your chest.
  13. by   Ranger0917
    Excuse me Sir? You store what in there? I don't think the Doctor would approve of that!

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