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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
    #26 0
    sir! did you say the surgeon that done your heart surgery used to be a vet?
  2. Visit  SherriLogan profile page
    #27 0
    Sir, I'll be right back with some hedge trimmers so I can listen to your heart. & lungs to ensure my stethoscope doesn't get tangled up!!
  3. Visit  SherriLogan profile page
    #28 0
    Let me get the news on the phone..... I think you may be a decendant of Bigfoot!!!
  4. Visit  sheilahdee profile page
    #29 4
    "another case of the kids switching your body wash with rogaine I see"
  5. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
    #30 0
    yes sir the skin implant, i have traced the donor! does Mr Tarzan from the jungle sound familiar?
  6. Visit  Alawler11 profile page
    #31 0
    2,903,949 drugs to learn by tomorrow, and a patient with chest hairs so long he can floss his/ others teeth.... Tequila... Anyone..?
  7. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
    #32 0
    Ah treestitus very common at this time of year sir
  8. Visit  lpnTaylor profile page
    #33 0
    Chia pets are not meant for the human body to host.
  9. Visit  mckiddy5 profile page
    #34 0
    I think the doctor said biosurgical treatment, not biochemical ...
  10. Visit  asianmom78 profile page
    #35 0
    So what you're saying is, Sir, is that your hair growth, like your wife's breasts, is lower than you would like BOTH of them to be. Did I understand you correctly?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12 : Reason: Quote removed
  11. Visit  CassKemp profile page
    #36 1
    I knew they had a chia pet where you grow hair on a bald head, but this is the first time I've seen it used on an actual human torso.
  12. Visit  lynn Downey profile page
    #37 0
    Happy earth day
  13. Visit  vgarbett profile page
    #38 2
    Well Sir, it appears that your hair has gone from receding to a full on retreat from your head to your chest and back.

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