3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
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    sir! did you say the surgeon that done your heart surgery used to be a vet?
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  3. Visit  SherriLogan profile page
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    Sir, I'll be right back with some hedge trimmers so I can listen to your heart. & lungs to ensure my stethoscope doesn't get tangled up!!
  4. Visit  SherriLogan profile page
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    Let me get the news on the phone..... I think you may be a decendant of Bigfoot!!!
  5. Visit  sheilahdee profile page
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    "another case of the kids switching your body wash with rogaine I see"
    brian, Baubo516, gmama04, and 1 other like this.
  6. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
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    yes sir the skin implant, i have traced the donor! does Mr Tarzan from the jungle sound familiar?
  7. Visit  Alawler11 profile page
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    2,903,949 drugs to learn by tomorrow, and a patient with chest hairs so long he can floss his/ others teeth.... Tequila... Anyone..?
  8. Visit  Nurse Gary profile page
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    Ah treestitus very common at this time of year sir
  9. Visit  lpnTaylor profile page
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    Chia pets are not meant for the human body to host.
  10. Visit  mckiddy5 profile page
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    I think the doctor said biosurgical treatment, not biochemical ...
  11. Visit  asianmom78 profile page
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    So what you're saying is, Sir, is that your hair growth, like your wife's breasts, is lower than you would like BOTH of them to be. Did I understand you correctly?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12 : Reason: Quote removed
  12. Visit  CassKemp profile page
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    I knew they had a chia pet where you grow hair on a bald head, but this is the first time I've seen it used on an actual human torso.
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  13. Visit  lynn Downey profile page
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    Happy earth day
  14. Visit  vgarbett profile page
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    Well Sir, it appears that your hair has gone from receding to a full on retreat from your head to your chest and back.
    2ndTime and sarah.e.foley like this.


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