3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   Nurse Gary
    sir! did you say the surgeon that done your heart surgery used to be a vet?
  2. by   SherriLogan
    Sir, I'll be right back with some hedge trimmers so I can listen to your heart. & lungs to ensure my stethoscope doesn't get tangled up!!
  3. by   SherriLogan
    Let me get the news on the phone..... I think you may be a decendant of Bigfoot!!!
  4. by   sheilahdee
    "another case of the kids switching your body wash with rogaine I see"
  5. by   Nurse Gary
    yes sir the skin implant, i have traced the donor! does Mr Tarzan from the jungle sound familiar?
  6. by   Alawler11
    2,903,949 drugs to learn by tomorrow, and a patient with chest hairs so long he can floss his/ others teeth.... Tequila... Anyone..?
  7. by   Nurse Gary
    Ah treestitus very common at this time of year sir
  8. by   lpnTaylor
    Chia pets are not meant for the human body to host.
  9. by   mckiddy5
    I think the doctor said biosurgical treatment, not biochemical ...
  10. by   asianmom78
    So what you're saying is, Sir, is that your hair growth, like your wife's breasts, is lower than you would like BOTH of them to be. Did I understand you correctly?
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 21, '12 : Reason: Quote removed
  11. by   CassKemp
    I knew they had a chia pet where you grow hair on a bald head, but this is the first time I've seen it used on an actual human torso.
  12. by   lynn Downey
    Happy earth day
  13. by   vgarbett
    Well Sir, it appears that your hair has gone from receding to a full on retreat from your head to your chest and back.