3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 21

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this cartoon. You may... Read More

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    We are going to shave you for the procedure but we won't be able to use the clippings for a hair-piece.

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    Hello, i will be helping you with the laser hair removal today.
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    Well Mr. Dingleberry, I suppose now you'll use your glasses when reading how many hair growth pills were prescribed daily....
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    Too many face lifts?
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    Sir, in order to get an accurate daily weight I'm afraid I will have to shave your chest.
    Last edit by DuongNguyen on Apr 27, '12
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    This looks like a Code Nair to me.
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    Man: The cream the doctor gave me to remove the hair isn't working.
    Nurse: Do you remember where the doctor told you to put the cream?
    Man: (thinking)(looks at her, then looks down again)
    Nurse: Think a little harder about it!
    Man: (Looks up excitedly!) OH! OH! Okay! I remember (looks down!)

    Haha this would be funny if it were a comic strip!
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    Can you stick out your tongue for me? Mmmm-hmmmm I may have seen something like this before in my nursing text it was called, Black Hairy Tongue." The burning sensation you are feeling is called "glossopyrosis." You're lucky, sometimes people get a gagging sensation from the hair tickling the back of their throat. I guess that could explain your nausea and vomiting.
    Last edit by tonyalynch on Apr 27, '12 : Reason: wanted to elaborate
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    So what I am hearing you tell me is you are concerned about hair loss?
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    Sir, you will have to remove your sweater before we can proceed with your examination.

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