3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 20

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this cartoon. You may... Read More

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    Patient: "I do have a better patch of hair, it's just not in a place I can show you."

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    Patient: "I woke up in the ER to find myself in a hairy situation."
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    Nurse: " No, Mr. Smith, splitting hairs is NOT part of the examination."
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    Mr. Vlahoulis, in order for the electrodes to stick, your flowing tresses will need to be 'trimmed'. You've expressed some fear of this, but believe me, it will hurt ME more than it will you.
    Last edit by thuber1 on Apr 25, '12 : Reason: Forgot to delete something
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    Patient: " I'd rather not lay down, I just washed my hair."
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    Mister, perineal care is done in the next room.
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    Are you allergic to tape?
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    "You should consider donating to Locks of Love."
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    Well look at it this way, since a shave is inevitable, we can sell the hair and pay part of your bill.
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
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    What kinda shave you want, buddy? I can do heart-shaped, thunderbolt, or four-leaf clover.

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