3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 17

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

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    Is that your Millenium Falcon parked on the Helipad? Security wants you to move it.

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    I don't think it has anything to do with the dog bite.
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    I think this is what's called a "disturbed body image r/t excessive chest and back hair."
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    Please Mr Brown, leave your trousers on! I said your test results are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
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    Hello Mr. Smith, did you say your profession was farmer? Your cheif complaint is your hair has re-seeded to other areas, and You want a transplant back to it's original location? Um, let me get the Doctor, just a few moments please....
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    Nurse:What brings you in to see us today?
    Patient:I think I have oldtimers disease.
    Nurse: Do you mean Alzheimer's disease ?
    Patient: YES ! That's it ! I woke up from my nap and now I can't remember where I put my toupee!
    Last edit by Tishdish55 on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: Took name off
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    nurse: Joe I see you've been gardening with miracle grow again!
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    Nurse thinking: I wonder what nursing diagnosis would this fall under? AT risk for flea's At risk for disturbed body image At risk during hunting season
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    No I don't think you have Beri beri !
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    Don't worry, sir - this look was all the rage in the 70's. I'm sure it will make a comeback.

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