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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 16

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  patzs profile page
    Mister, perineal care is done in the next room.
  2. Visit  vlemley profile page
    Are you allergic to tape?
  3. Visit  shana556 profile page
    "You should consider donating to Locks of Love."
  4. Visit  twalks1 profile page
    Well look at it this way, since a shave is inevitable, we can sell the hair and pay part of your bill.
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  5. Visit  HangInThere profile page
    What kinda shave you want, buddy? I can do heart-shaped, thunderbolt, or four-leaf clover.
  6. Visit  What would Flo Do profile page
    We are going to shave you for the procedure but we won't be able to use the clippings for a hair-piece.
  7. Visit  erickash profile page
    Hello, i will be helping you with the laser hair removal today.
  8. Visit  kbrockrn profile page
    Well Mr. Dingleberry, I suppose now you'll use your glasses when reading how many hair growth pills were prescribed daily....
  9. Visit  Susan Marston profile page
    Too many face lifts?
  10. Visit  DuongNguyen profile page
    Sir, in order to get an accurate daily weight I'm afraid I will have to shave your chest.
    Last edit by DuongNguyen on Apr 27, '12
  11. Visit  kelty528 profile page
    This looks like a Code Nair to me.
  12. Visit  paulsa profile page
    Man: The cream the doctor gave me to remove the hair isn't working.
    Nurse: Do you remember where the doctor told you to put the cream?
    Man: (thinking)(looks at her, then looks down again)
    Nurse: Think a little harder about it!
    Man: (Looks up excitedly!) OH! OH! Okay! I remember (looks down!)

    Haha this would be funny if it were a comic strip!
  13. Visit  Fauxtweet profile page
    Can you stick out your tongue for me? Mmmm-hmmmm I may have seen something like this before in my nursing text it was called, Black Hairy Tongue." The burning sensation you are feeling is called "glossopyrosis." You're lucky, sometimes people get a gagging sensation from the hair tickling the back of their throat. I guess that could explain your nausea and vomiting.
    Last edit by Fauxtweet on Apr 27, '12 : Reason: wanted to elaborate