3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 16

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

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    Did you mix up the pill boxes again?

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    The pet groomer is across the street...
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    Uggh... Another hairy chestitis. Time for my coffee break
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    Did you mistake the Rogaine for the Bey-Gay?
    Last edit by daisy63mds on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: error
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    Sir, did you confuse the Rogaine with the Ben-Gay?
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    Nurse: "Sir, i am asking for your permission for a chest hair removal so the ECG can proceed"
    Client: "Why nurse, why dont you use my head instead? If i remove my only attraction the girls won't flirt with me anymore"
    Nurse: "There are other measures that you can use for that, plus the hair will grow back, it won't be permanently lost"
    Cient: " Ok nurse, remove that hair.....but ....put it on my head...pleeease!!"
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    I'm going to be prepping you for your laser hair removal procedure in the next little bit.. Oh, you're just here for Chest Pain..? I can see why.. Have you thought about laser hair removal?
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    Mr Brown, don't take off your trousers! I said your testresults are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
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    I'm sorry if you came for a wax or cut we don't do that here, the "Hair clinic" is two doors down, this is a "Medical clinic."
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    I see you have been eating your vegetables like the doctor told you.

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