3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 16

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   patzs
    Mister, perineal care is done in the next room.
  2. by   vlemley
    Are you allergic to tape?
  3. by   shana556
    "You should consider donating to Locks of Love."
  4. by   twalks1
    Well look at it this way, since a shave is inevitable, we can sell the hair and pay part of your bill.
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  5. by   HangInThere
    What kinda shave you want, buddy? I can do heart-shaped, thunderbolt, or four-leaf clover.
  6. by   What would Flo Do
    We are going to shave you for the procedure but we won't be able to use the clippings for a hair-piece.
  7. by   erickash
    Hello, i will be helping you with the laser hair removal today.
  8. by   kbrockrn
    Well Mr. Dingleberry, I suppose now you'll use your glasses when reading how many hair growth pills were prescribed daily....
  9. by   Susan Marston
    Too many face lifts?
  10. by   DuongNguyen
    Sir, in order to get an accurate daily weight I'm afraid I will have to shave your chest.
    Last edit by DuongNguyen on Apr 27, '12
  11. by   kelty528
    This looks like a Code Nair to me.
  12. by   paulsa
    Man: The cream the doctor gave me to remove the hair isn't working.
    Nurse: Do you remember where the doctor told you to put the cream?
    Man: (thinking)(looks at her, then looks down again)
    Nurse: Think a little harder about it!
    Man: (Looks up excitedly!) OH! OH! Okay! I remember (looks down!)

    Haha this would be funny if it were a comic strip!
  13. by   Fauxtweet
    Can you stick out your tongue for me? Mmmm-hmmmm I may have seen something like this before in my nursing text it was called, Black Hairy Tongue." The burning sensation you are feeling is called "glossopyrosis." You're lucky, sometimes people get a gagging sensation from the hair tickling the back of their throat. I guess that could explain your nausea and vomiting.
    Last edit by Fauxtweet on Apr 27, '12 : Reason: wanted to elaborate

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