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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 15

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  lolveraja profile page
    I went to Nursing School, not Barber School.
  2. Visit  cnamom12 profile page
    "Sir, where did you say the bees got you again? Are you sure they aren't still in there?"
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  3. Visit  Bthechange profile page
    Well hello Hypertrichosis!!! I'll get the Doc to prescribe some man-scaping for you. The good news is it's painless, except to your ego.
  4. Visit  pookiecupcake profile page
    " Sir, there's a 50% chance the cat won't make it through the operation"
  5. Visit  pookiecupcake profile page
    " You paged for a nurse sir? I'm hair...I mean here. Let me go get your meds and i'll comb... I mean come!...right back"
  6. Visit  pookiecupcake profile page
    man: "Should I take my pants off now?"
    nurse: " Sure, we'll just say the vomit is yours."
  7. Visit  ladyangel341 profile page
    "Why old people lost there hair on the top, but gain a lot of hair in the bottom?"
  8. Visit  Singingsparrow profile page


    Patient: " I do have a better patch of hair, it's just not in a place I can show you."
  9. Visit  Singingsparrow profile page
    Patient: "I do have a better patch of hair, it's just not in a place I can show you."
  10. Visit  Singingsparrow profile page
    Patient: "I woke up in the ER to find myself in a hairy situation."
  11. Visit  Singingsparrow profile page
    Nurse: " No, Mr. Smith, splitting hairs is NOT part of the examination."
  12. Visit  thuber1 profile page


    Mr. Vlahoulis, in order for the electrodes to stick, your flowing tresses will need to be 'trimmed'. You've expressed some fear of this, but believe me, it will hurt ME more than it will you.
    Last edit by thuber1 on Apr 25, '12 : Reason: Forgot to delete something
  13. Visit  Singingsparrow profile page
    Patient: " I'd rather not lay down, I just washed my hair."

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