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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 13

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  Jonathanrn09 profile page
    I'm going to be prepping you for your laser hair removal procedure in the next little bit.. Oh, you're just here for Chest Pain..? I can see why.. Have you thought about laser hair removal?
  2. Visit  bronnie profile page
    Mr Brown, don't take off your trousers! I said your testresults are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  3. Visit  rnjoy2001 profile page
    I'm sorry if you came for a wax or cut we don't do that here, the "Hair clinic" is two doors down, this is a "Medical clinic."
  4. Visit  ruthiemk profile page
    I see you have been eating your vegetables like the doctor told you.
  5. Visit  Ccstar1102 profile page
    Is that your Millenium Falcon parked on the Helipad? Security wants you to move it.
  6. Visit  steppiann profile page
    I don't think it has anything to do with the dog bite.
  7. Visit  OrangeSky profile page
    I think this is what's called a "disturbed body image r/t excessive chest and back hair."
  8. Visit  bronnie profile page
    Please Mr Brown, leave your trousers on! I said your test results are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
  9. Visit  linkeclan profile page
    Hello Mr. Smith, did you say your profession was farmer? Your cheif complaint is your hair has re-seeded to other areas, and You want a transplant back to it's original location? Um, let me get the Doctor, just a few moments please....
  10. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
    Nurse:What brings you in to see us today?
    Patient:I think I have oldtimers disease.
    Nurse: Do you mean Alzheimer's disease ?
    Patient: YES ! That's it ! I woke up from my nap and now I can't remember where I put my toupee!
    Last edit by Tishdish55 on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: Took name off
  11. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
    nurse: Joe I see you've been gardening with miracle grow again!
  12. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
    Nurse thinking: I wonder what nursing diagnosis would this fall under? AT risk for flea's At risk for disturbed body image At risk during hunting season
  13. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
    No I don't think you have Beri beri !