3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 13

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  Jonathanrn09 profile page
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    I'm going to be prepping you for your laser hair removal procedure in the next little bit.. Oh, you're just here for Chest Pain..? I can see why.. Have you thought about laser hair removal?
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  3. Visit  bronnie profile page
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    Mr Brown, don't take off your trousers! I said your testresults are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  4. Visit  rnjoy2001 profile page
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    I'm sorry if you came for a wax or cut we don't do that here, the "Hair clinic" is two doors down, this is a "Medical clinic."
  5. Visit  ruthiemk profile page
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    I see you have been eating your vegetables like the doctor told you.
  6. Visit  Ccstar1102 profile page
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    Is that your Millenium Falcon parked on the Helipad? Security wants you to move it.
  7. Visit  steppiann profile page
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    I don't think it has anything to do with the dog bite.
  8. Visit  OrangeSky profile page
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    I think this is what's called a "disturbed body image r/t excessive chest and back hair."
  9. Visit  bronnie profile page
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    Please Mr Brown, leave your trousers on! I said your test results are ok not your testicles need a shave!!
  10. Visit  linkeclan profile page
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    Hello Mr. Smith, did you say your profession was farmer? Your cheif complaint is your hair has re-seeded to other areas, and You want a transplant back to it's original location? Um, let me get the Doctor, just a few moments please....
  11. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
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    Nurse:What brings you in to see us today?
    Patient:I think I have oldtimers disease.
    Nurse: Do you mean Alzheimer's disease ?
    Patient: YES ! That's it ! I woke up from my nap and now I can't remember where I put my toupee!
    Last edit by Tishdish55 on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: Took name off
  12. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
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    nurse: Joe I see you've been gardening with miracle grow again!
  13. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
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    Nurse thinking: I wonder what nursing diagnosis would this fall under? AT risk for flea's At risk for disturbed body image At risk during hunting season
  14. Visit  Tishdish55 profile page
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    No I don't think you have Beri beri !


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