3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 12

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   inoj08
    Well sir, your hair looks good on you.
  2. by   jewels97
    You need a wax, not a doctor.
  3. by   UrgentCareUrsula
    We will need to shave you to put the electrodes on...... would you like the shape of the Bat in the Batman Logo?
  4. by   jshud967
    No sir, I uh, I don't know why your wife divorced you...
  5. by   jshud967
    Here's a prescription for the barber...
  6. by   jshud967
    Nurse: "and how does that make you feel?"
    Patient: "itchy,"
  7. by   jshud967
    Hey King Kong get your eyes off my stethoscope!
  8. by   jshud967
    Did you mix up the pill boxes again?
  9. by   jshud967
    The pet groomer is across the street...
  10. by   NurseAsh87
    Uggh... Another hairy chestitis. Time for my coffee break
  11. by   daisy63mds
    Did you mistake the Rogaine for the Bey-Gay?
    Last edit by daisy63mds on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: error
  12. by   daisy63mds
    Sir, did you confuse the Rogaine with the Ben-Gay?
  13. by   Sahndi
    Nurse: "Sir, i am asking for your permission for a chest hair removal so the ECG can proceed"
    Client: "Why nurse, why dont you use my head instead? If i remove my only attraction the girls won't flirt with me anymore"
    Nurse: "There are other measures that you can use for that, plus the hair will grow back, it won't be permanently lost"
    Cient: " Ok nurse, remove that hair.....but ....put it on my head...pleeease!!"