3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 12

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  inoj08} profile page
    Well sir, your hair looks good on you.
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  3. Visit  jewels97} profile page
    You need a wax, not a doctor.
  4. Visit  UrgentCareUrsula} profile page
    We will need to shave you to put the electrodes on...... would you like the shape of the Bat in the Batman Logo?
  5. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    No sir, I uh, I don't know why your wife divorced you...
  6. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    Here's a prescription for the barber...
  7. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    Nurse: "and how does that make you feel?"
    Patient: "itchy,"
  8. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    Hey King Kong get your eyes off my stethoscope!
  9. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    Did you mix up the pill boxes again?
  10. Visit  jshud967} profile page
    The pet groomer is across the street...
  11. Visit  NurseAsh87} profile page
    Uggh... Another hairy chestitis. Time for my coffee break
  12. Visit  daisy63mds} profile page
    Did you mistake the Rogaine for the Bey-Gay?
    Last edit by daisy63mds on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: error
  13. Visit  daisy63mds} profile page
    Sir, did you confuse the Rogaine with the Ben-Gay?
  14. Visit  Sahndi} profile page
    Nurse: "Sir, i am asking for your permission for a chest hair removal so the ECG can proceed"
    Client: "Why nurse, why dont you use my head instead? If i remove my only attraction the girls won't flirt with me anymore"
    Nurse: "There are other measures that you can use for that, plus the hair will grow back, it won't be permanently lost"
    Cient: " Ok nurse, remove that hair.....but ....put it on my head...pleeease!!"

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