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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 12

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  inoj08 profile page
    Well sir, your hair looks good on you.
  2. Visit  jewels97 profile page
    You need a wax, not a doctor.
  3. Visit  UrgentCareUrsula profile page
    We will need to shave you to put the electrodes on...... would you like the shape of the Bat in the Batman Logo?
  4. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    No sir, I uh, I don't know why your wife divorced you...
  5. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    Here's a prescription for the barber...
  6. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    Nurse: "and how does that make you feel?"
    Patient: "itchy,"
  7. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    Hey King Kong get your eyes off my stethoscope!
  8. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    Did you mix up the pill boxes again?
  9. Visit  jshud967 profile page
    The pet groomer is across the street...
  10. Visit  NurseAsh87 profile page
    Uggh... Another hairy chestitis. Time for my coffee break
  11. Visit  daisy63mds profile page
    Did you mistake the Rogaine for the Bey-Gay?
    Last edit by daisy63mds on Apr 24, '12 : Reason: error
  12. Visit  daisy63mds profile page
    Sir, did you confuse the Rogaine with the Ben-Gay?
  13. Visit  Sahndi profile page
    Nurse: "Sir, i am asking for your permission for a chest hair removal so the ECG can proceed"
    Client: "Why nurse, why dont you use my head instead? If i remove my only attraction the girls won't flirt with me anymore"
    Nurse: "There are other measures that you can use for that, plus the hair will grow back, it won't be permanently lost"
    Cient: " Ok nurse, remove that hair.....but ....put it on my head...pleeease!!"