3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  avalee} profile page
    I cannot send it off for testing, I can assure you, this is a benign growth.
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  3. Visit  avalee} profile page
    although the sheer quantity of hairs on your chest may overwhelm a waxing session, I'm afraid that the negative effects of chemotherapy will outweigh the hair removal and we simply cannot put you through such treatment
  4. Visit  mjstunu} profile page
    "hmn..when my instructor mentioned Risk for Shock, was she meaning me?"
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    I am sorry, but I am pretty sure we cannot shave designs before or after the surgery...
  6. Visit  johndi08} profile page
    No, I don't think it would help to think of this as a treasure hunt.
  7. Visit  johndi08} profile page
    The other nurses said you had a hearing problem?
  8. Visit  Erindel RN} profile page
    Ummm, how did u get a swarm of bees attached to your chest????
  9. Visit  ourcatbob} profile page
    "I agree Mrs. Smith, we might want to adjust your testosterone dose."
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  10. Visit  eatmysoxRN} profile page
    I guess that's one way to get around the "no pets" rule...
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    I think you're right Mr. Smith. Your Viagra is growing the wrong thing...
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    And you're STILL taking the hair growth supplement?
  13. Visit  eatmysoxRN} profile page
    Ok. I agree that your happy trail transformed into a parking lot.
  14. Visit  inoj08} profile page
    Tell me more...
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