3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this cartoon. You may... Read More

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    Don't you worry Mr. Smith, all the girls at school call me the "Hairy Guy Whisperer"

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    Wish I got paid for the two extra hours it will take me to wax this patient so I can do a full head-to-toe assessment
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    Well Sir, I think a bunch of bananas would make you feel a lot better.!
    Sheilah Bologna R.N.
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    "Okay Mr. Jones... I have to get your vitals. Can you take off your sweater for me?"
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    "Excuse me, sir, but I need to go find my instructor!"
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    The bad news is that I have to do an EKG. The good news is that removing the electrodes constitutes our complimentary waxing service.
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    I hope I can hear heart and lungs sounds thru that fur or my clinical instructor will surely fail me. I swear she is out to get me with these patient assignments!
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    Yes sir, I know these scrubs make my butt look big. Now, hold still, Mr. Smith. I have to apply these EKG leads. <evil grin>
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    "Can I borrow that blanket on your chest? I stayed up all night doing careplans and studying for my nursing exam!"
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    "Sir, I asked you to please remove your sweater"

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