3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   avalee
    I cannot send it off for testing, I can assure you, this is a benign growth.
  2. by   avalee
    although the sheer quantity of hairs on your chest may overwhelm a waxing session, I'm afraid that the negative effects of chemotherapy will outweigh the hair removal and we simply cannot put you through such treatment
  3. by   mjstunu
    "hmn..when my instructor mentioned Risk for Shock, was she meaning me?"
  4. by   johndi08
    I am sorry, but I am pretty sure we cannot shave designs before or after the surgery...
  5. by   johndi08
    No, I don't think it would help to think of this as a treasure hunt.
  6. by   johndi08
    The other nurses said you had a hearing problem?
  7. by   Erindel RN
    Ummm, how did u get a swarm of bees attached to your chest????
  8. by   ourcatbob
    "I agree Mrs. Smith, we might want to adjust your testosterone dose."
  9. by   eatmysoxRN
    I guess that's one way to get around the "no pets" rule...
  10. by   eatmysoxRN
    I think you're right Mr. Smith. Your Viagra is growing the wrong thing...
  11. by   eatmysoxRN
    And you're STILL taking the hair growth supplement?
  12. by   eatmysoxRN
    Ok. I agree that your happy trail transformed into a parking lot.
  13. by   inoj08
    Tell me more...