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3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  avalee profile page
    I cannot send it off for testing, I can assure you, this is a benign growth.
  2. Visit  avalee profile page
    although the sheer quantity of hairs on your chest may overwhelm a waxing session, I'm afraid that the negative effects of chemotherapy will outweigh the hair removal and we simply cannot put you through such treatment
  3. Visit  mjstunu profile page
    "hmn..when my instructor mentioned Risk for Shock, was she meaning me?"
  4. Visit  johndi08 profile page
    I am sorry, but I am pretty sure we cannot shave designs before or after the surgery...
  5. Visit  johndi08 profile page
    No, I don't think it would help to think of this as a treasure hunt.
  6. Visit  johndi08 profile page
    The other nurses said you had a hearing problem?
  7. Visit  Erindel RN profile page
    Ummm, how did u get a swarm of bees attached to your chest????
  8. Visit  ourcatbob profile page
    "I agree Mrs. Smith, we might want to adjust your testosterone dose."
  9. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    I guess that's one way to get around the "no pets" rule...
  10. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    I think you're right Mr. Smith. Your Viagra is growing the wrong thing...
  11. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    And you're STILL taking the hair growth supplement?
  12. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    Ok. I agree that your happy trail transformed into a parking lot.
  13. Visit  inoj08 profile page
    Tell me more...