Funny thing client said

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    The client asked if we had more flavors of methadone... I thought this was too funny. Unfortanetly we only have cherry. I replied that this is not a 7-11, ritas, or snowball stand.

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    I did not know that methadone came in flavors I knew that Saphris was available in black cherry, and some patients swear to me that Subuxone tabs had an orange flavor.

    What will they come up with next: pina-colada flavored Valium?
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    Quote from Meriwhen
    I did not know that methadone came in flavors I knew that Saphris was available in black cherry, and some patients swear to me that Subuxone tabs had an orange flavor.

    What will they come up with next: pina-colada flavored Valium?
    I know right. Methadone typically comes in cherry, but could you imagine if we gave it in flavors? the clinic would never close. Some clients treat methadone like its candy.
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    serve it over crushed ice in a paper cone...
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    Just think of the possibilities- you could put it in baked goods, use as an ice cream topper, make it into candy. The new slogan could be: METHADONE: putting the fun back into drugs!
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    This thread made me think about the patient with constant pain who had this med discontinued. Hated to see the pain behavior that tylenol just wouldn't touch.
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    Does make you wonder who picks out the flavors,

    Suboxone: Lemon Lime
    Ludens: Cherry
    Dimatap: Awesome Grape!!!!!
    Childrens' ASA: MORE AWESOMER ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    NO WONDER WE ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH ADDICTION?
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    While I think this thread is funny, I don't see anything wrong with flavored medications. A spoonful of sugar does help the medicine go down, and some medication needs flavor-masking!
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    while not a pain med, i'd pay someone very very well who could devise a way to make keppra not taste so bitter before my
    hs dose is due! i wouldn't even care what flavor was. great seizure control but really obnoxious taste and aftertaste!

    i also wish, on a more serious note, that cancer tx meds and those for the side effects tasted better.
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    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Suboxone: Lemon Lime
    Ludens: Cherry
    Dimatap: Awesome Grape!!!!!
    Childrens' ASA: MORE AWESOMER ORANGE!?
    According to a patient, klonopin is "minty". I can neither confirm nor deny this, but you have to admit it is a nice combination; not anxious and kissy fresh.
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