"I only had one beer" cartoon

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  1. by Admin Jan 31, '12
    nurses, how many times have you heard this line?



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  4. Asst. Admin
    Jan 31, '12 by
    They were there when I got here, I swear.
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  5. Guide
    Jan 31, '12 by
    Oh, those beers? I was just holding them for a friend!
    Brannray, sharpeimom, dorkiexcici, and 3 others like this.
  6. Feb 1, '12 by
    I don't drink alcohol.

    Or.........mother about her 17 year old daughter "she doesn't drink" She is a good girl while said good girl is hurling verbal abuse at the nurses and spitting. Mothers response "she is tired". Yeah right!
  7. Feb 1, '12 by
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!
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  8. Feb 1, '12 by
    Quote from thelema13
    HAHA. Here it is "uno cerveza senor." I shut the door and let them sleep. And then the call bell rings non-stop because they are urinating their beer/bolus out and have the drunk munchies. No pain meds for your ETOH of 400+!

    "the drunk munchies"! Too funny but oh so true
    CIWA, Esme12, and sharpeimom like this.
  9. Guide
    Feb 1, '12 by
    i remember it well!

    "i just had a couple..." or

    "i'm alcoholic so i can only drink beer." or

    "i don't remember where they came from. i'm going to <hurl> in just a ... <urp!>... second.


    oh! my poor shoes! they all had stains from recycled two buck chuck or waaaaaaay too much beer.
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  10. Feb 1, '12 by
    I've been collecting cans for the recycler!
    ScrubRNwannabe, dorkiexcici, linda535, and 2 others like this.
  11. Feb 1, '12 by
    Hilarious. Especially when you can smell it from the doorway... who do they think they're fooling? We all went to college (=)
    Tuesday17 and sharpeimom like this.
  12. Feb 1, '12 by
    Bringing back painful memories from psych clinicals.
    sharpeimom likes this.