You know you're a nurse when...

[Joe V]

As a nurse, we do/say some funny things. Most things are out of habit. Some things we are not even aware of ... until after the fact.

Let's have some fun with this ... finish the following line:

You know you're a nurse when...

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[NurseDirtyBird]

When people ask you what's the worst thing you've ever seen, you tell them, and then they turn around and stop talking to you.

[yellow12]

You use a blender to make a poop smoothie for nasogastric tube insertion.

[Stcroix, ASN, PhD, RN]

Lunchtime conversation in the break room often contains bowels or their products

[CRNA, DNSc]

You know you're a CRNA when you look at people in the grocery and think about if they would be a difficult intubation!

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

You know you're a nurse when you can hold a pot of coffee and two bottles of water for 12 hours without peeing. It's called nurse's bladder, and the thing is the size of a Winnebago's gas tank!

[yellow12]

And your FULL bladder doesn't tell you until you are limping to the car and taking that first deep breath after a day from hell.

[mcdebb]

Oh, I LOVE this one!!! Too Cute!!!

[TrickyGuy]

You don't sterilize your hands. You wash them.

Remember the difference between clean and sterile?

[Dalzac, LPN, LVN, RN]

Stcroix said:

Lunchtime conversation in the break room often contains bowels or their products

And the non-nurses get up and leave

[Joe V]

Join the fun - Finish this line... 

You know you're a nurse when...